Chess: Modern Warfare

A friend of mine is going to be writing tomorrow's post, so I decided it would be fitting to post a game me and him thought of back in ninth grade. Here you go:

Played on a chess board with all the chess pieces.

Pawn: This piece can move one in front OR shoot 2 squares in front of it.

Rook: This piece can move up to an entire row, non-diagonally, and when it kills another piece, it takes the peace directly behind it as well.

Knight: This piece can move in an L shape of four spaces OR throw a grenade, up to three spaces, that explodes in a square made up of four squares.

Bishop: Can move any length diagonally. If he dies, flip a coin. Heads, he remains dead, tails he lives. If he gets attacked by the rook and survives, the unit behind him also survives.

King: He can move one square in any direction.

Queen: Can move in any direction OR fire a bullet in two diagonal directions.

It is impossible to shoot with less range than indicated.

It is impossible to throw a grenade over people.

Sincerely and wholeheartedly,

K.