Monday, November 17, 2014

The First Girl

Ah to be young. When the days are long and the food is free.

Growing up as a boy the most confusing thing in life was girls. They didn't make any sense to me. I didn't understand them and I couldn't talk to them the way I talked to guys. Though mostly I just didn't notice girls, I only remember 2 girls existing before I got to jr. high. One of them I remember because she was really tall, the other was my first crush.

It's important to note that I was home schooled until eighth grade. Being stuck at home doing school work doesn't give a young boy much time to fraternize with the lady folk. Luckily my mom knew the importance of fraternizing for young children so we were part of a home school group that had class every Wednesday morning.

Third grade, it was a science class. Nothing fancy just basic earth science stuff. But that's not important, the important thing is that there was a girl in this class. I'm sure there was more than one girl in the class but I only remember this one. For the sake of the story I'll call her Magenta. Not that I like the name but because it's the color of a crayon.

Honestly I don't remember, in the slightest, what she looked like. I think she had light brown hair, but it could have been blonde or black, I can't seem to recall. Once again this is unimportant. What is relevant is what she did to me. If I tried to talk to her, words didn't come out of my mouth. Just syllables and sounds really. Naturally, third grade me did the only logical thing, nothing.

I ignored her and she slipped out of my life after third grade. All that's left is a memory of a girl whom I found so intimidatingly attractive that I stuttered like a car struggling to start. For those of you who don't know I have a stuttering problem, this is probably when it started. Which means I have wonderful Magenta to thank for my speaking issues. Thanks for ruining any chance I had at public speaking Magenta. May you melt in the sun on a hot road.

Confidently and Honestly,

D.


TL; DR: Fell in love with a crayon and haven't been able to speak since.

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