Computers and Kids

Computers and children are basically the same thing. If at first you think that's ridiculous then you're in the right place, sit down, grab a cup and have a read at this.

Let's look at what a computer basically does. It provides you entertainment, easy access to information, and can assist you when performing some basic tasks. For example your computer can quickly do math, spreadsheets, word processing, and even your taxes.

What does the computer ask for in a return? You provide it with electricity to run. You keep it sheltered out of rain, snow, blistering heat, and freezing cold. You clean the computer to keep it in good condition. You have to keep the computer's software updated so that it doesn't become susceptible to attacks or incompatibility. Finally you spend time with the computer, because without you it's pretty much useless and dead.

So, what does a child do? They're fun to play with. They bombard you with questions and information. They know just about everything when they become teenagers. They do tasks that you would normally have to do yourself. A simple example of this is mowing the lawn, cleaning the house or car, and raking leaves.

What does this child need? Children often require some form of nourishment, generally in the form of food and water. They need a home to keep warm in the winter and cool in the summer. They have to have the most recent clothes and/or toys so they don't get made fun of by their friends. And of course children need their parents to be present in their lives so that they don't have major emotional issues.

Those lists of uses and needs look similar to me. They both make your life easier by assisting you with chores, they both are fun, and they both suck money out of you to keep them going.

As you can clearly see here children and computers are essentially the same. The only difference is that one will you annoy you with constantly needing something new, while the other is a small human.

Confidently and Honestly,

D.

TL; DR: Always use a condom so you don't get stuck with an annoying laptop.