Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Motivational Speaker?

I decided I wanted to try to write a "motivational" speech for some reason. Here goes nothing.



Greetings fellow humans!
I've decided to take this presentation to talk about a kind of identity crisis I went through a few years back. 
Just for a bit of background information, I lived in a small town in New-Brunswick at the time with a populace of around 8,000 people. I didn't fit in, not even in the slightest. Everybody was really into cars, motorcycles, fishing and hunting. I was more of the video game kind of guy. And even with the difference of hobbies, I just wasn't an interesting person at all. I wasn't funny, popular, creative or interesting in any way, really. On top of all that, I was an extremely shy person who didn't like to take risks. That was just basically who I was for the first, oh I don’t know, 11-12 years of my life? I had always accepted this as who I was, because, well, it was who I was. But I was never satisfied. I felt like I could be more than just “that guy”, I guess. About half way through the year I thought of an excellent idea. That I would stop being just… that guy. Or, at least attempt to. Not immediately, but the upcoming summer. So for about 4 months I couldn't stop thinking about things I would do that summer. It was this magical idea, and being a procrastinator, I was actually thinking in the back of my mind that I wasn't going to go through with it. But when school ended, for the first time in a very long time I felt motivated to do this thing I had the idea of doing. Thus spawned the most productive summer of my life.
(On whiteboard, write Yo-Yo, juggling, Rubik's cube and Tae Kwan Do)
I had plans, and I set those plans up right away. The first plan of action was to learn the basics of magic. I had a deck of cards, and I just taught myself magic with online videos, but mostly just books. [Quick demonstration of simple magic trick]. I actually still have, at my dad’s house in New-Brunswick, a deck with hundreds of signatures of people I performed tricks for. On top of that, I learned the Rubik’s cube, because when I was a kid people who could do that were like the greatest ever. I could complete it in 1min20secs. What goes well with magic and the Rubik’s cube? Why juggling and the Yo-Yo, of course. Juggling was much easier to learn than I thought it would be and the opposite for the Yo-Yo. I learned to do a bunch of high level tricks and even taught myself two tricks that involved 2 at once. That summer, on top of all that, I was able to convince my dad to put me in a Tae Kwan Do class.

So what, right? Now, instead of a boring guy with not much going for him, I was a boring guy with not much going for him who knew a few party tricks. I may not have known it at the time, but it wasn't the actual thing that I was learning that was important, it was the process of learning it and applying it to the real world. To be honest, the best thing for me that summer, by far, was magic. Before that summer I was the shyest person ever. I was terrified of being the center of a crowd. And to this day, every sign of confidence you see from me is essentially a stage act. But performing magic in front of random people every time made me learn to have, or try to have, a vibrant personality and to learn social queues. And from that, a sense of humor, of which I had no idea existed, emerged. Everything about that summer was just fantastic, except for the fact that it flew by like nobody’s business.
(Write control for yoyo- balance for juggling – self-reliance for tae kwan do – analysis for Rubik’s cube)
All of that shpeal to basically say this:
I was young and decided to have one productive summer. Two months of not being lazy. And through that, I taught myself so many great lessons. Control. Balance. Self-reliance. Analyzing situations. And mostly, I gained a personality. (hold cards in fan)  But life has a lot less tricks and mirrors than magic (turn cards towards audience, so they see each card). The options are clear, no illusions. It’s up to you to make the first step. So, I ask again, pick a card, any card.



Sincerely and wholeheartedly,
K,


TL; DR: One summer is all it takes to change person's life. Get on it.

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